Posted on July 5, 2012 by Hobart Fowlkes
Je m’appelle François. Je suis Artiste extraordinaire. ‘Zey say I have talent, but, me, I just put my easel in a place very conspicuous, several brushstrokes, et voila, I meet ze women and sometime i get ‘ze sex. Is that how you say? C’est encore plus effective ‘zan it is to walk my precious little Lhasa Apso, “Princesse”, in ‘ze Jardins de Luxembourg a Paris. Today I am in Venise on the Riva degli Schiavoni. Many of ‘ze sexy women they stop to talk to me. I feel que Venise c’est my lucky place, et que cet endroit c’est parfait! Wish me une bonne chance, s’il vous plait!